简短笑话英语故事

时间:2017-06-29 编辑:苏钰娟 手机版

  看一些英语笑话,既能让我们变得开心,也能让我们学到不少英语知识,今天我们就一起来看看简短笑话英语故事吧!

简短笑话英语故事

  简短笑话英语故事(一)

  JOY,it\'s timeto go to bed.

  joy,该去睡觉了。{妈妈}

  ok,Mum.i\'m coming!

  哦,这就睡!{joy}

  Have a sweet dream,joy.good night!

  做个甜甜的梦哦,晚安!{妈妈}

  good niggt,Mum!

  晚安,妈妈!{joy}

  Sweet dream...how?

  甜甜的梦。。。。到底怎么才能做个甜甜的梦呢?{joy}

  Bingo!

  有了!{joy}

  joy,wahay are you doing?

  the candy will make your teeth ache!

  joy,你怎么睡前还吃糖啊!会牙疼的!{妈妈}

  (joy,举着糖,看着妈妈。){joy}

  But you told me to have a sweet dream...

  不是你说要我做个甜甜的美梦的吗。。。{joy}

  。。。。。。。。{妈妈}

  简短笑话英语故事(二)

  Who's More Polite?

  A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.

  谁更有礼貌?

  一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。瘦子说他更有礼貌,因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。但是胖子认为他更有风度,因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时,总有两位女士能坐下。

  简短笑话英语故事(三)

  What a big deal A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. “Can I help you?” The man said, “Sure. I’ve come to install the phone.”

  我是来装电话的一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意,就租了一个漂亮的办公室。一天,他坐在办公室里,看到有一个人在外面,于是他就装作生意很忙的样子,拿起电话胡吹乱侃,还不停的甩出几个大数字,好像在谈一笔大买卖。到了最后,他终于挂了电话,问来访的人,“有事儿嘛?”那个人回答,“我是来给你安装电话的。”

本文已影响
简短笑话英语故事相关推荐