有趣精彩英语笑话

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有趣精彩英语笑话

  有趣精彩英语笑话(一)

  Son: Mum ,if someone broke your best. vase what would you do?

  儿子:妈妈,如果有人打碎了你最好的花瓶,你会怎么办?

  Mum: I'd spank him and send him to bed without any supper!

  妈妈:我要揍他,还不让他吃晚饭就去睡觉!

  Son: Well,you' d better get the slipper. Dad's just broken it !

  儿子:好了,你准备好拖鞋吧,爸爸刚把那只花瓶摔碎了。

  有趣精彩英语笑话(二)

  Student A: When do people talk least?

  学生甲: 人们在什么时候说话最少?

  Student B: In February.

  学生乙: 在二月。

  Student A: Why?

  学生甲: 为什么呢?

  Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.

  学生乙: 因为二月是一年中最短的一个月。

  有趣精彩英语笑话(三)

  Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one,by his Mum. "Share them with your sister."she said.

  妈妈给了哈里两个苹果,一个大点儿,另一个小点儿。“跟妹妹分着吃。”妈妈说。

  So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started tucking into the large one.

  所以,哈里就把小个儿的给了妹妹,自己开始啃那个大个儿的。

  "Cor! said his sister, "If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.”

  “哼,”妹妹说,“如果妈妈给了我,我会把大的给你,把小的留给我自己的。”

  "Well,"said Harry,"that's what you've got,so what are you worrying about?"

  “对呀,”哈里说,“你拿到的不就是小的吗?那你还着什么急呀?”

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