Son： Mum ,if someone broke your best. vase what would you do?
Mum： I'd spank him and send him to bed without any supper!
Son： Well,you' d better get the slipper. Dad's just broken it !
Student A: When do people talk least?
Student B: In February.
Student A: Why?
Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one，by his Mum. "Share them with your sister."she said.
So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started tucking into the large one.
"Cor! said his sister, "If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.”
"Well,"said Harry，"that's what you've got,so what are you worrying about?"