The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little girl. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
TEACHER: In what countries are elephants found?
STUDENT: Teacher. Elephants are very large and intelligent animals，and are seldom lost.
TEACHER: A noun is the name of a person or a thing. Who can give me a noun?
STUDENT: A cow.
TEACHER: Very good. Another noun?
STUDENT: Another cow.
TEACHER: Jim, what are the three words which some of you use most often in class?
STUDENT; I don’t know.
TEAL HER: Correct.