短篇英语笑话爆笑带翻译

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短篇英语笑话爆笑带翻译

  笑话来源于生活,却又可以让我们的生多些欢乐、开心,现在,一起来开心爆笑下。

短篇英语笑话爆笑带翻译

  短篇英语笑话爆笑带翻译(一)

  To Buy a Video 买录像机

  Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.

  I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.

  But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

  How on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother.

  Easy, Mum. replied Amos, I sold the television!

  艾莫斯问妈妈他们是否能买一台录像机。

  恐怕我们还买不起,妈妈叹息着说。

  可第二天当艾莫斯回来时,他摇摇晃晃地搬着一台全新的`录像机。

  你究竟是哪儿来的钱买这东西?妈妈大吃一惊,喘着气说。

  妈妈,这简单, 艾曼斯回答。我把电视机给卖了!

  短篇英语笑话爆笑带翻译(二)

  Birthday 生日

  Professor: When is your birthday?

  Kid: May 30.

  Professor: Which year?

  Kid: Every year.

  教授:你的生日是什么时候?

  孩子:5月30日。

  教授:哪一年?

  孩子:每年都是。

  短篇英语笑话爆笑带翻译(三)

  I'm Glad 我很高兴

  A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?

  Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.

  Well done. Who was that?

  My granny.

  Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.

  Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!

  一个主日学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。现在,孩子们,她说:你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?

  我,老师,一个小男孩说:昨天我就使别人高兴过。

  做得好,是谁呢?

  我奶奶。

  好孩子,现在告诉我们,你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。

  是这样的,老师。我昨天去看她,在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说:‘奶奶,我要回家了。’她说:‘啊,我很高兴!’


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