Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.
"Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
"Our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?
Jack: Yes, dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?
(三)I'm Trying to Stop It
"Boy,why have you got cotton-wool in your ear?Is it infected?"
"No,sir,but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other ,so I am trying to stop it."