校园英语笑话

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  无厘头笑话,故意将一些毫无联系的事物现象等进行莫名其妙组合串联或歪曲,以达到搞笑或讽刺目的的方式。下面带来校园英语笑话,一起去看看吧!

校园英语笑话

  校园英语笑话【1】

  TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

  GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

  TEACHER: No, that's wrong

  GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

  校园英语笑话【2】

  Teacher: How old is your father?

  Kid: He is 6 years.

  Teacher: What? How is this possible?

  Kid: He became father only when I was born.

  校园英语笑话【3】

  TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

  MARIA: Here it is.

  TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

  CLASS: Maria.

  校园英语笑话【4】

  TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

  DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

  TEACHER: What are you talking about?

  DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O


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