校园英语笑话

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校园英语笑话

　　无厘头笑话，故意将一些毫无联系的'事物现象等进行莫名其妙组合串联或歪曲，以达到搞笑或讽刺目的的方式。下面带来校园英语笑话，一起去看看吧!

校园英语笑话

　　校园英语笑话【1】

　　TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

　　GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

　　TEACHER: No, that's wrong

　　GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

　　Teacher: How old is your father?

　　Kid: He is 6 years.

　　Teacher: What? How is this possible?

　　Kid: He became father only when I was born.

　　TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

　　MARIA: Here it is.

　　TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

　　CLASS: Maria.

　　TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

　　DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

　　TEACHER: What are you talking about?

　　DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O

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