四年级上册英语笑话

时间:2017-09-21 编辑:文帼 手机版

  随着近十年网络和手机的飞速发展,随之出现了网络笑话,网络流行语,给力大全,手机笑话,雷人语句,笑料联盟等,促使笑话发展到一个新的阶段。以下是四年级上册英语笑话,欢迎参考!

四年级上册英语笑话

  放屁的问题

  A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."

  有位小老太太去看医生:“医生,我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题,只是我放屁不臭而且没声音。事实上,我在这里已经放了20多个屁,但是你并不知道对吧,因为我的屁不臭,而且还没声音。”

  The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."

  医生说:“好的,我明白了。吃这个药片,一天三次连续吃七天,下星期你再来。”

  The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly."

  一星期后老太太来了,“医生,你到底给的我什么药,现在我放屁还是没声音,但是怎么这么臭!”

  The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."

  医生说:“太好了!你的嗅觉正常了,现在开始治听觉。”

  我很高兴

  A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?

  一个主日学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在,孩子们”,她说:你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?

  Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.

  “老师!”,一个小男孩说:“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”

  Well done. Who was that?

  真不错!是谁呢?

  My granny.

  我奶奶。

  Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.

  好孩子,现在告诉我们,你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。

  Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!

  是这样的,老师。我昨天去看她,在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说:‘奶奶,我要回家了。’她说:‘啊,我很高兴!’


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