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愚人节的英语幽默笑话
笑话，意思是引人发笑的话或事情。笑话具有篇幅短小，故事情节简单而巧妙，但往往出人意料，给人突然之间笑点来了的奇妙感觉，大多揭示生活中乖谬的现象，具有讽刺性和娱乐性，以下是小编整理的愚人节的英语幽默笑话，欢迎阅读。
愚人节的英语幽默笑话 1
1.-what the day is it today?
-today is april foolsday.
-oh!you are wrong today is march the 31th.if you dont believe me please pick up the calendar.
-oh!it is really april foolsday.
-haha!you were cheated!
2.best wishes and i believe your english will be better and better!
3.a young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. the mom says "now billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". billy says, "ok,mommy." and goes to sleep. the next morning, billy wakes up and screams "mommy! im still blind, my wish didnt come true!". the mom answered, "i know - april fools!"
4.wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): i wish i were a newspaper so ill be in your hands all day.
husband: i wish that too, so i could change you daily
5.a little boy asked his father: daddy, how much does it cost to get married?
the father replied: i don t know son. i m still paying!!
6.at midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... he asks him: what are you doing?
the son replied: dad i am fed up with my life! my newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! i have to pay bills for my in-laws, and i hate this life!!! i want to go far from here, i want to taste every joy of life, and i want to have every fun of life!
father said: wait!i am coming with you
7.a woman goes to england to attend a 2-week company training session. her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
the wife answered: thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
the husband laughed and said: an english girl!!!
the woman kept quiet and left. two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: so honey, how was the trip?
the wife: very good, thank you.
the husband: and, what happened to my present?
the wife: which present?
the husband: what i asked for: the english girl?
the wife: oh, that! well, i did what i could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl!!!
8.a couple goes to an art gallery. they find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. the wife doesn t like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking. the wife asks, "what are you waiting for? " the husband replies, "autumn. "
愚人节的英语幽默笑话 2
1、It was the afternoon of April 1. The bell rang at the end of school. The students were putting their books into their bags. they were ready to go home.
2、Just at the moment, their English teacher came into the classroom and said to them,"Hello, boys and girls. Now go over the English lessons, and we will have a test in half an hour." With these words, she left.
3、The student looked at each other in surprise. How sudden! The teacher had never told them they would have a test, yet they took out their books and began to work hard.
4、The studied and syudied. It was getting dark, but the teacher had not come yet!
5、The monitor went out to the teacher‘ office. A few minutes later, the English teacher came in with a smile. But she had nothing in her hand!
6、"I am sorry, but do you know what day today is?" she said.
After the students heard this, they could not help laughing and saying "April folls1!"
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