两则幽默英语笑话

时间:2017-12-08 编辑:舜婷 手机版

  1.two birds

  teacher: here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. now who can tell us which is which?

  student: i cannot point out but i know the answer.

  teacher: please tell us.

  student: the swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

  两只鸟

  老师:这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?

  学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。

  老师:请说说看。

  学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

  2.the fish net

  "can you tell me what fish net is made, ann?"

  "a lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

  鱼网

  "你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安?"老师发问道。

  "把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。"小女孩回答道。

  

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