Baby bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table .
He looks into his small bowl.It is empty!
"Who's been eating my porrodge?"he squeaks .
Daddy bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chiar.
He looks into his big bowl .It is also empty!
"Who is been eating my porridge?"he roars .
Mummy bear puts her head though the serving hatch from the kitchen and scream .
"For God's sake,how many time do we have to go though this? I haven't made the porridge yet!"
A man walks into a confession booth and says,"I have sinned."
"What did you do?"asks the priest.
神父 问 ：“你做了什么?”
"I committed a murder."
The priest says,"take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven."
A man walks into the confession booth and says ,"I have sinned."
The priest asks him ,"what did you do?"
"I robbed six banks."
The priest says, "take a drink out of the holy cup and you will be forgiven."
Another man walks into the confession booth and says ," I have sinned ."
" What did you do?" asks the priest,
"I broke the holy cup."
A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy apaper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dogtrotted off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.
"How much did you give him?" asked the owner.
"Well, that explains it. When you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie."