让人崩溃的驾驶英语笑话

时间:2019-01-21 英语笑话 我要投稿

让人崩溃的驾驶英语笑话

  A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?""No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned(醉酒的) ."The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk(行李箱) and a muffled(听不清的) voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

让人崩溃的驾驶英语笑话

  一个家伙开车的时候警察追了上来。这个家伙要开窗户问警察:“怎么了,警官?”

  “没事,我观察到了你的安全驾驶技术,很高兴你获得了价值5000美元的安全驾驶奖。祝贺你!你认为你要拿这笔钱去做什么?”

  他想了一会说“哦,我觉得,我应该去考驾照”。

  坐在副驾驶位的女士说"别在意他说的',他喝醉了酒说胡话呢.“

  后面座位的家伙说”我告诉你,偷来的车我们走不远的。“

  此时,行李箱出现了敲击声并传出一个模糊不清的声音:“我们穿过了边境了吗?”