英语幽默笑话故事

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英语幽默笑话故事3则

  1.He Won

英语幽默笑话故事3则

  Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

  Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

  Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

  译:他赢了

  汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?

  约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

  汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?

  约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了。

  2.I've Just Bitten My Tongue

  "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.

  "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"

  "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

  译:我刚咬破自己的舌头

  “我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。

  “是的`,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?”

  “因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”

  3."Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"

  "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."

  译:“孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”

  “没有,老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进,一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面。”

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