英语幽默笑话四篇

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  英语幽默笑话:男人和女人的消费观

  A man will pay$2 for a$1 item he needs.

  A woman will pay$1 for a$2 item that she doesn't need,but it's on sale.

  用得着的东西,要是值1块钱却卖2块,男人也会买;

  用不着的东西,要是值2块钱但只卖1块,女人也会买。

  英语幽默笑话:男人和女人对待猫

  Women love cats. Men say they love cats,

  but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

  女人喜欢猫。男人说他们也喜欢,

  但当女人看不到时,男人踢猫。

  英语幽默笑话:男人和女人浴室用品分析

  A man has five items in his bathroom;a toothbrush,shaving cream,razor,a bar of soap,and a towsl from the Marriott.

  The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

  男人浴室里五件宝:牙刷,刮胡膏,剃须刀,一块肥皂,一块毛巾。

  一般的女人浴室里平均有337样东西,其中的大多数,男人不知道那是干哈用的。

  英语幽默笑话:Eating out

  Eating out

  外出就餐

  When the bill arrives ,Mark, Chris ,Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20,even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill , out come the pocket calculators.

  买单的时候,阿麦,阿克、阿力和阿汤每人都甩出20块钱,虽然其实一共只吃了32块50没人有更小的票子了,也没人愿意承认他们其实想把票子破开。女人买单时,每人掏出个计算器。

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