A man will pay$2 for a$1 item he needs.
A woman will pay$1 for a$2 item that she doesn't need,but it's on sale.
Women love cats. Men say they love cats,
but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
A man has five items in his bathroom;a toothbrush,shaving cream,razor,a bar of soap,and a towsl from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
When the bill arrives ,Mark, Chris ,Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20,even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill , out come the pocket calculators.