英文笑话
Two Pieces of Cake
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
两块蛋糕
汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?
妈妈:当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.
和相亲对象呆了一晚上后,男人再也受不了了。
Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.
他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话,这样他就能借故先离开了。
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
当他回到桌边,他垂下眼睛,装出一副阴沉的'表情,说:“有个不幸的消息,我的祖父刚刚去世了。”
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
“谢天谢地!”他的约会对象说,“如果你的祖父不死,我的祖父就得死了!”
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